tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23873388148998926172011-07-28T17:54:36.118-07:00Moose Cookhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691249456864450818noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2387338814899892617.post-22658013592875645472009-10-11T20:03:00.000-07:002009-10-11T20:12:04.686-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/11/destructoid-dot-com-fanboy-anatomy.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 410px; height: 391px;" src="http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/11/destructoid-dot-com-fanboy-anatomy.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:'trebuchet ms', verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Fanboy</span>: </i></b>used to describe a male who is highly devoted and biased in opinion towards a single subject or hobby within a given field</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:'trebuchet ms', verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;"><b>How to use</b>: Although I own an Ipod classic, Ipod touch, Iphone 3GS(The S is for Speed), and Powerbook G4, I am not an Apple fanboy.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:'trebuchet ms', verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;"><b>Substitute</b>: D_ck Rider<br /><b><i><br /></i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:'trebuchet ms', verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Child Please</span></i></b>: used to replace F_ck You</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:'trebuchet ms', verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;"><b>How to use</b>: Manager: "I'm going to need you to come in and work on Saturday and Sunday", Employee: "Were in a recession and you guys cut out time and a half on the weekends. CHILD PLEASE!!!!"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:'trebuchet ms', verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;"><b>Substitutes</b>: F_ck You, (Black Variation)Ni__a Please, (White Variation, White toward Black Variation) Brother Please, Whatever Man<br /><b><i><br /></i></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:'trebuchet ms', verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i>Hypebeast</i></span></b>: used to describe anyone that collects clothing, shoes, accessories,and etc..... for the sole purpose of impressing others</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:'trebuchet ms', verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;"><b>How to use</b>: If you own a smart car, only shop at Whole Foods, and your dog weighs less than eight pounds, you may be a hypebeast.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:'trebuchet ms', verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;"><b>Substitute</b>: Trendy<br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2387338814899892617-2265801359287564547?l=themoosecookblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Moose Cookhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691249456864450818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2387338814899892617.post-24527418411299524612009-09-29T15:26:00.000-07:002009-09-29T16:45:49.076-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jKXPRiCycoA/SsKb8SPX_fI/AAAAAAAAAAs/olCEYGiTb68/s1600-h/images.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 135px; height: 135px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jKXPRiCycoA/SsKb8SPX_fI/AAAAAAAAAAs/olCEYGiTb68/s320/images.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387039564279315954" /></a><br /><div><br /></div>Commuting in and out of Chicago on a weekly basis I've had my fair share of expressway experience. On the contrary, it seems like other driver's just don't grasp the basic concepts of expressway driving. Living as the top-rated driver in Illinois(<a href="http://www.blogger.com/bestdriversillinois.com">www.bestdriversillinois.com</a>), I have put together a few rules that you must follow the next time you hit your local expressway. Also, if you clicked the best driver link, you have no business on the road.<div><br /></div><div><i><b>Rule#1</b></i>: The Left lane is the fast lane. It is not the texting lane, read a novel lane, or put on your makeup lane. </div><div><i><b>Rule#2</b></i>: Unless your driving with a weapon, have outstanding speeding tickets, or have any illegal substances or immigrants, always drive 10 mph over the speed limit. If the speed limit says 55 mph, the minimum you should drive is 65. If you want to drive any slower, take local roads to your destination. </div><div><b><i>Rule#3</i></b>: The Left lane is the fast lane.</div><div><b><i>Rule#4</i></b>: If the police have someone pulled over on the side, there is a slim chance they won't notice you speeding by them. There is no need to slow down, unless........(read Rule#2)</div><div><b><i>Rule#5 </i></b> If someone is behind you and try to pass you in either lane, don't be a jacka**and speed up. I don't know how many times this has happened to me.</div><div><i><b>Rule#6</b></i> If your driving in a soccer mom van or Sebring convertible stay in the far right lane please. If your vehicle is yellow, stay in the far right lane.</div><div><b><i>Rule#7</i></b> If leading a pack of cars in the fast lane, you hold the responsibility of keeping anyone in the pack from receiving a speeding ticket. If the last person in the pack gets busted for speeding, the lead speeder in the pack must pay for the ticket. </div><div><b><i>Rule#8</i></b> This rule applies only to top drivers rated on <a href="http://www.blogger.com/bestdriversillinois.com">www.bestdriversillinois.com</a>. If you suffer from any type of road rage(tailgaiting, break checks, middle finger, etc..), please pop a few Xanax before hitting the road.</div><div><b><i>Rule#9</i></b> Wisconsin drivers should not be allowed to drive in Illinois period.</div><div><br /></div><div>To be continued..............</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2387338814899892617-2452741841129952461?l=themoosecookblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Moose Cookhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691249456864450818noreply@blogger.com0